Image via WikipediaFootball. There aren't too many words in the English dictionary (or any dictionary for that matter) that make a man's heart pound harder than standing at the altar, wondering if the woman about to walk down the aisle is...ohh, never mind. See what happens when the word 'football' is mentioned? Well, it's back ladies and gentleman. The 2008-2009 National Football League season is upon us, set to kick-off Thursday evening with the reigning Super Bowl Champions New York Giants (still in pain over that) versus the Washington Redskins. So, what does this mean? Well, that's a simple and easy question. It means attendance at church will be cut in half, vacations postponed, and every man's credit card purchases growing exponentially as the wives escape the steady diet of testosterone, beer, pizza, and man-grunts while watching some smash-mouth football. Watching all this football usually leads to one thing at halftime and after the game: flinging the old pigskin around the backyard, mimicking every juke, bump, and touchdown celebration. At least, that's what I do. And, inevitably, as you go into your garage, searching for that football, you'll find you've either lost it, left it at a buddy's pad, or it's flatter than your team's offensive line. So, what to do? Log on to 104football.com for all your football needs - it's simple and easy. With it's state-of-the-art technology, 104football.com will already know where you're located, and will not only give you a list of everything football around your home, but they will tell you the distance in miles, and even give a link to map directions, plus much, much more. It's awesome.
So, who's your team? Actually, it doesn't even matter. The standings as of today are all 0-0. We're all even. Time to separate the men from the boys. Will your team hoist the trophy next February, or will they be sipping mai-tais in Maui, watching the Super Bowl like the rest of us? Only the players will decide. All we can do is watch and enjoy the ride, and log on to 104football.com to get all we need!
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